Yeahoo!! I finally managed to go to Geylang today.. Well, its not that I nvr went there before. I meant went to the Bazar Ramadhan. Managed to finally bought and ate the Turkey ice cream which is super yummy. That Turkey man was definitely making me looked like a fool for making that trick on me. Whatever it is. I am happy as I got to finally eat that stuff! aLot of funny things happened today while I was at Geylang.First scene Venue : Joo ChiatThere's this woman who was with her child I guess, a young boy. I was on my way up on the escalator, when I heard a commotion. This woman was shouting and cursing all the way. It was scary. She was mad because someone accidentally bumped onto her son and herself. But the person had already apologize for her mistake. Yet she was yelling and cursing non stop. Babi, sial sumer kua.. Pakai tudung pulak tuh.. Yeah siddiq i guess you're right, she might as well go on walking without anything on her..Go nude woman!!!Second SceneVenue : Joo Chiat (3rd floor)I was walking with my aunt, somewhere near the lift. It was jampacked with people. I swear. So, was walking behind a woman, in her fifties i think..Then, I heard some phone ringing. It was damn loud. The phone tone sound was like a home telephone kinda ringing tone. So, it came from the woman in front of me. She was trying to open her bag. When she finally managed to open it, she took out her phone. Guess what?!! It was not a cell phone!! Its a cordless phone man!! What was she thinking about?? Why'd she put her cordless home phone in her bag?!!! Gosh..aNd she can some more said "Astaghfirullahalazimm.!! Telefon rumah aku..mcm maner ley terbawak nie.??!!"..Wokie..sHe said it all...LOUD!! For everyone there to hear..!! Hahaha... It was funny.. Well people, I guess you all know how I laughed and how I can't stop laughing once I started it.. aNd i was also wondering, how can her cordless phone ring when she's outside..away from her home?? Thats a question..But I guess, maybe she worked at some shop in that Joo Chiat complex..?? Who knows... Hahahaha...3rd sceneVenue : Pasar Kedai2 kopi situ...I was waiting for my drinks that I ordered to be served. While waiting. I saw this woman. Her nice figure and her clothes caught my attention. Her back was facing me at that moment. So I was observing her. She wore a round black velvet hat.. and her hair was shiny and blonde...Blonde giler babi..Mcm mat salleh beb..!! she wore a gold coloured flashy tube..wiTh a cardigan, a velvet one... and she wore a tight skirt with high heels.. She looked as if she's a star attending for some kinda award presentation or sumthing. Oh well, so my drinks finally was served. aNd at that moment I was shocked to see that the woman was not a woman!! Nyah lah sial.. and an old one for that.. Dang!! Thick makeup.. Nicly thread eyebrows.. With blusher and lipstiick.. Wowow..Looking flashy and pretty down there babe.!! eew!! Gross!! for god sake!! aNd I dun have any idea.. wHats 'her' motive ; standing there,smiling at almost everywone who walked pass her.. aNd when she smiLe.. dun even look or glance! 'sHe' looked freaking scary and 'she' had those sinister smile like those evil looking clowns in horror movies...ee!! Not only that..I thought she already walked off. Gosh and the way 'she' walked, as if 'she' was some kinda next top model or something. the butt swaying.. yucks! and then....few minutes later.. this stupid, big mouth brother of mine..a'an bello..His mouth like fuck..He said out loud eH kau..nyah tu blakang kau lah siol..and then he laughed...So i turned around.. Guess what?? That Nyah actualli smiled at me.. That smile.. EE!!! I will remember that for life..!!!So inilah cerita kelakar plus seram aku pada hari ini...Wassalam...Labels: horny bastard turn me off
